I'm constipated with boredom
Spent Saturday Night on a laxative
I should know better
Rolling dice when you know you ain't going to win
A Sticky situation
That I always find myself in
Like the world's biggest rodent trap
and I should've opted for the poison
Oh Now you want some options
when it's too late to decide
you're gonna get laid off, not laid
why don't you learn the fucking game
I guess Darwin was right
This world will eat you alive
you've got dominant weak traits
and they're never gonna get passed on
And there's no room for nostalgia
You might as well have taped it on VHS
the resolution is blurry
the colors are shitty and faded
So drink your "supposed" last beer
Your problems will not disappear
They're simply becoming crystal clear
when you'd puke them up the morning after....
The morning after
I realized what I missed....
So regret's the lemon
in an already sour tea
and you ran out of sugar get ready
the ride is gonna be bumpy
Oh Now you want some options
when it's too late to decide
you're gonna get laid off, not laid
why don't you learn the fucking game